Dear teachers,
We stayed up all night studying, you could stay up all night grading! Sincerely, Students
Dear geese,
When you get cold, do you get human bumps? Sincerely, just curious.
Dear annoyed moms,
I don't care that your son is three. I am not giving up my swing.Sincerely, still a child inside.
Dear mom,"I'm bored" does not mean "I want to do chores." Sincerely, still bored.
Dear mothers,
I just realized Rockabye Baby is a song about a baby that falls off a tree and dies. Sincerely, what the heck have you been teaching us?!
Dear people who think that you can't go up the broken escalator,
They're called stairs now. Sincerely, really?
Dear teachers,
When I ask my parents for help on a homework assignment and they can't help me, it becomes obvious that what you're teaching me won't be used in real life. Sincerely, remind me why I'm learning this?
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-Pinch!
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