Sunday, September 11, 2011

The Best Band in the World.

HELLO EARTHLINGS! It's Pinch here! Sorry none of us has written in a while. We all are very busy. Any who, I am here to talk about the best band in the world, LINKIN PARK! WOOT WOOT!! I am personally their biggest fan out there! Their music is so amazing and anyone who doesn't like Linkin Park can go die in a hole. HAHA JUST KIDDING! Here are the top reasons why Linkin Park is just plain awesome sauce.

1. They don't talk about nasty things if you know what I mean.
2. Linkin Park has incorporated rock and rap into their songs which is pretty wicked if you ask me. =]
3. Sure, it has some screamo in it, BUT it let's out your frustrations when you're singing it.
4. They collaborated with Jay-Z in one of their albums and it's pure genius.
5. Linking Park makes amazing videos!!

So these are the reasons why I loveee Linkin Park! My favorite songs personally would have to be "When They Come For Me", "Runaway", and "Point of Authority." I would love to hear what you have to say about Linkin Park (but don't bad mouth them)! Oh and if Chester Bennington, Mike Shinoda,Joesph Hahn, Dave Farrell, Brad Delson,and Rob Bourdon are reading this...HI!!!!!!

With Love,
Pinch =]

Tuesday, August 16, 2011

Laziest Blog Reaches 1000 Views!

Congrats to Twisted Team on Reaching 1000 views without putting any energy or effort into it.  Just imagine if we actually put some effort towards.... on second thought we would rather lie in bed and watch SpongeBob!

Friday, July 8, 2011

WHO'S BIRTHDAY IS IT TODAY?

Hi happy people! Okay so this post has nothing to do with my food for thought or humor posts, I just want to give a shout out to HIGH5 because.... ITS HER BIRTHDAY TODAY!!!! WOOT WOOT! Hope you have a wonderful birthday and many more! (hopefully);)

As they say, "Happy birthday to you, you stick your hand in doo doo, don't waste it just taste it, happy birthday to You! YAY!!! LOVE YA HIGH5!
-PINCH =]

Wednesday, July 6, 2011

EDITOR'S CHOICE: Planet Pit by Pitbull gets Best Album of the Summer 2011

Cloud 8 | July 6th 2011
Editor of Twisted Teeth Blog
As we all get ready to spend rest of July and all of August, its nice to know that Pitbull have has covered with his awesome new album Planet Pit.  Song after song on this album is really good.  The surprising thing is that BEATS didn't pick any of these songs for his June 27th Top 6 Beats by Beats posting.  Even more surprising, I did.  Forget Jason Derulo and Nicki Minaj Beats...pick up Planet Pit for summer 2011.
With guest appearances by Vein, Ne-Yo, Afrojack, Nayer, Marc Anthony, T-Pain, Enrique Iglesias, Sean Paul, Chris Brown, Kelly Rowland, Jamie Drastik, Red Foo, David Rush, Jamie Foxx, Akon, Ludacris, DJ Frank E, Nicola Fasano and Nelly THIS ALBUM ROCKS!!!
TWO TWISTED TEETH WAY UP 
If you still have any doubts, just listen to this track by Pitbull and Ne-Yo, a definite party starter even if you are in New Jersey or Connecticut or at a laundromat hanging out on Friday night. 
Enjoy Give me Everything by Pitbull and Ne-Yo!
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Pinch Says "Have A Little Sense of Humor =}"

Hello happy people! This is Pinch again. I see that beats and high5 have finally contributed to this whole blog thing and I'm proud of them! Okay so now, I've got some more sense of humor type thing coming towards your way right now. And remember if you are a dull person who have blunt answers to everything and you wear gray all the time, I suggest you don't read this post. You will probably think I'm immature and childish. In other words, you guys need to chillax sometimes! Okay without further a do:


Dear teachers,
We stayed up all night studying, you could stay up all night grading! Sincerely, Students


Dear geese,
When you get cold, do you get human bumps? Sincerely, just curious.

Dear annoyed moms,
I don't care that your son is three. I am not giving up my swing.Sincerely, still a child inside.

Dear mom,"I'm bored" does not mean "I want to do chores." Sincerely, still bored.

Dear mothers,
I just realized Rockabye Baby is a song about a baby that falls off a tree and dies. Sincerely, what the heck have you been teaching us?!

Dear people who think that you can't go up the broken escalator,
They're called stairs now. Sincerely, really?

Dear teachers,
When I ask my parents for help on a homework assignment and they can't help me, it becomes obvious that what you're teaching me won't be used in real life. Sincerely, remind me why I'm learning this?

Okay.. I hope you guys like this. For more, go to dearblankpleaseblank.com!
-Pinch!

Tuesday, July 5, 2011

Funny Jokes

Yo whats up world, BeAtS here.  Here are a couple of jokes that may make you grin, smile, laugh, or do the thing where people laugh and cry at the same time.
P.S. They might kill you Muhahahahah. jk :P.
Blonde Paint Job
A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do.
"Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?"
The blonde said, "How about 50 dollars?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?"
The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch."
A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money.
"You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the $50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

Two Zebras Pondering
Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, "Am I black with white
stripes or white with black stripes?" The other replies, "Well I don't
know. You should pray to God about that and ask him." So that night he did
and God replied, "You are what you are." The next day he said to the other
zebra, "I still don't understand what I am because God just said, You are
what you are." The second zebra responds, "You must be white with black
stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is."

Bowling Team
Two bowling teams, one of all Blondes and one of all Brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The Brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The Blonde team rides on the top level.
The Brunette team down below is whooping it up having a great time, when one of them realises she doesn't hear anything from the Blondes upstairs.
She decides to go up and investigate. When the Brunette reaches the top, she finds all the Blondes frozen in fear, staring straight-ahead at the road, and clutching the seats in front of them with white knuckles.
She says, "What the heck's goin' on up here? We're havin' a grand time downstairs!" One of the Blondes looks up and says, "Yeah, but you've got a driver!"

Yo Mamma Jokes
1.Yo mamma's so fat, the last time she saw 90210 was on the bathroom scale.
2.Your Momma's so fat, when she blinks, her eyelids clap!
3.Yo mama is so ugly she walked into a huanted house and came out with an application.

Wednesday, June 29, 2011

6 Clips by BeAtS & High 5

YO, you know what it is Beats and High5,
Beats and High 5, Beats and High 5.
High 5 and I are gonna tell you 
the top 6 movies of July 2011.
1. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hollows: Part 2-  Millions of people around the world are making a big fuss about Harry Potter and I am really anxious to watch this movie.
2.Captain America: The First Avenger-  This movie looks amazing!!!! The story and the characters are amazing, but you can't judge a movie by its title or synopsis.
3. Monte Carlo-  This movie is also over-hyped  and of course EVERYBODY who is a Selena Gomez Lover is going to watch this movie. 
4. Cowboys and Aliens- This movie is interesting because it takes place in the 1800's in Arizona with the Native Americans and Cowboys. This movie probably has a lot of history involved (which is kinda boring) but it should be really good
5. Crazy Stupid Love- This movie looks really funny because it has three very good actors/actress who are:
1) Steve Carell
2)Emma Stone
3)Kevin Bacon
6.Horrible Bosses- Horrible Bosses is a wild-packed movie but looks very bad. Bad not in a meaning of horrible but bad bad. IF it didn't have anything really really bad in it, I would watch it. I would watch it because people are saying that this movie is really really really funny.
-BeAtS and High 5 out